Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Brb crying the tears of my youth
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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