ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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