The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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