He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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