My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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