just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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