Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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