But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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