I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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