Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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