that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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