we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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