Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This baby is an asshole
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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