i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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