Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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