So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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