dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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