There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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