pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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