i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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