38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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