Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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