Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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