he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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