So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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