What did we do last night that was yellow?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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