Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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