Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
ok first of all what the fuck
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