I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Success! We fucked roommates!
wow bdsm is so cute
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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