i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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