I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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