You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i came on her dog
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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