No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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