So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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