Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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