Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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