Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
