So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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