Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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