can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
When are your genitals available?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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