I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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