just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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