He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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