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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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