I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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