My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Randomize
