i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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