she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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