she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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