Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Welp...herpes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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